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3 Great reasons to buy from us:
Unisex Cotton Tee
Our best selling tee
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in antique, heather, neon, and safety colors
- 5.3 oz.
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Women's Racerback Sport Tank
This raceback tank works hard all day long thanks to wicking technology and antimicrobial treatment
KEY FEATURES:
- 100% polyester interlock
- wicking properties
- antimicrobial properties
- racerback
- longer body length
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with like colors, remove immediately. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Do not use fabric softener. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed, exxclusive of decoration. Do not dry clean
Women's Crew Tee
The classic cotton look and feel you love from a brand you trust...when it comes to t-shirts, it gets no better than that
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in antique, heather, neon, and safety colors
- 5.3 oz
- Missy contoured silhouette with side seams
- Seamless double needle 1/2" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Cap sleeves
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Tear away labels
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Unisex Hoodie
Soft and pill free, so this sweatshirt will be a walking billboard for years
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 50% cotton/ 50% polyester
- 8 oz.
- Double lined hood with matching drawcord
- 1x1 rib with spandex
- Double needle cuffs and waistband
- Pouch pocket
- Quarter turned to eliminate center crease
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Soft and durable, so this sweatshirt will be a walking billboard for years
KEY FEATURES:
- 50% cotton/50% polyester fleece
- 8 oz.
- 1x1 rib with spandex
- Double needle cuffs and waistband
- Pill resistant air jet yarn
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Unisex Long Sleeve
The best selling Long Sleeve tee, in quality jersey
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in heather and safety colors
- 6 oz
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Ribbed cuffs
- Double needle bottom hem
- Quarter turned to eliminate center crease
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Estimated between and
Will usually ship within 1 business day.
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
Unisex Cotton Tee
Our best selling tee
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in antique, heather, neon, and safety colors
- 5.3 oz.
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Women's Racerback Sport Tank
This raceback tank works hard all day long thanks to wicking technology and antimicrobial treatment
KEY FEATURES:
- 100% polyester interlock
- wicking properties
- antimicrobial properties
- racerback
- longer body length
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold with like colors, remove immediately. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Do not use fabric softener. Tumble dry low. Cool iron if needed, exxclusive of decoration. Do not dry clean
Women's Crew Tee
The classic cotton look and feel you love from a brand you trust...when it comes to t-shirts, it gets no better than that
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in antique, heather, neon, and safety colors
- 5.3 oz
- Missy contoured silhouette with side seams
- Seamless double needle 1/2" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Cap sleeves
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Tear away labels
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Unisex Hoodie
Soft and pill free, so this sweatshirt will be a walking billboard for years
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 50% cotton/ 50% polyester
- 8 oz.
- Double lined hood with matching drawcord
- 1x1 rib with spandex
- Double needle cuffs and waistband
- Pouch pocket
- Quarter turned to eliminate center crease
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Soft and durable, so this sweatshirt will be a walking billboard for years
KEY FEATURES:
- 50% cotton/50% polyester fleece
- 8 oz.
- 1x1 rib with spandex
- Double needle cuffs and waistband
- Pill resistant air jet yarn
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Unisex Long Sleeve
The best selling Long Sleeve tee, in quality jersey
KEY FEATURES:
- Preshrunk 100% cotton
- Blended cotton/polyester in heather and safety colors
- 6 oz
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Ribbed cuffs
- Double needle bottom hem
- Quarter turned to eliminate center crease
MEASUREMENT NOTES:
- BODY WIDTH: Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- BODY HEIGHT: Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- SLEEVE LENGTH: Lay garment flat(face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean
Estimated between and
Will usually ship within 1 business day.
|
Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
|
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
|
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
|
|
Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
